{"product_id":"the-nightmare-portal-socks","title":"The \"Nightmare\" Portal Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Welcome to Your Nightmare\" Rick-Style Crew Socks – Interdimensional Travel Edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWubba Lubba Dub-Dub, travelers!\u003c\/b\u003e 🛸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eAre you tired of your feet existing in only one boring dimension? It’s time to get schwifty with the official \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"110\"\u003eThird Eye Travel\u003c\/b\u003e \"Welcome to Your Nightmare\" socks. Featuring everyone's favorite cynical super-scientist in full \"manic-escape\" mode, these socks aren't just a fashion statement they’re a survival tactic for your next trip through a micro-verse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhether you're dodging the Council of Ricks, escaping a Cronenberg world, or just trying to survive a Monday morning at the office, these high-contrast yellow and charcoal crews provide the ultimate comfort for your earthly (and non-earthly) adventures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy you need these for your next portal jump:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIntimidating Aesthetics:\u003c\/b\u003e Let everyone know that your reality is a bit more chaotic than theirs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePortal-Ready Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, breathable fabric that stays snug whether you're running from Gromflomites or lounging on the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThird Eye Certified:\u003c\/b\u003e Tagged with our signature travel seal, because we only source gear that can handle a 100-year adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Wearing these may cause sudden urges to build a neutrino bomb or turn yourself into a pickle. \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"103\"\u003eThird Eye Travel is not responsible for any accidental transitions into a simulation.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGrab your pair and tell the multiverse: \"I'm ready for the nightmare!\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Third Eye Travel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42610829099079,"sku":null,"price":249.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0630\/8918\/0743\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_h9cu9zh9cu9zh9cu.png?v=1773681639","url":"https:\/\/thethirdeyetravel.com\/products\/the-nightmare-portal-socks","provider":"The Third Eye Travel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}